Thursday, October 16, 2008

Software Engineer Depression Life Cycle





College Life:






College Life..Bindas…..!!!!!!! …











Campus Selection:





Our Interviewer… Seems to be Dedicated…and Serious …


Joining Date:

Call from Company HR to Join……

Dilemma:

Two Offers in Hand
what to do…???? …….


Induction:




Same Guy Interviewer Ha ha feels lot relaxed….





Project Allocation :

What is this..Seems Some thing is Wrong





Team Introduction:



Things going bitter………………



Mentor :

Mentor Please help me…Night out's I am working 18 hrs a day.. …I got Screwed…



Coding :




It Confirm …and Official …I am in a fix…Some One Please Help me out..Please… I am dying out of frustration and depression…







Testing:


Tester : Don't….Worry Brother …I am there to hear you…But One thing….

What is this Code…...You Idiot…it's performance is no good than Hosur road traffic..Stupid...You illiterate Coder….illogical thinker..!^@#^!#&*(&








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Finally One Day Adieu Mail to ALL


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To : All My Brain Eaters, Blood Suckers , Head Ache sources, Boday Ache Providers, finally to Man Eaters..



Subject: Adieu

Importance : High


HI ALL,


I thank every one of you in name who made me like this..and today I am transformed from a College Hero ..to …Useless Zero..and all the Credit belongs to you.. I Sincearly request every one..not try to contact me again in my life…



I am Going to Himlayas in Search of MY MANAGERS BRAIN………….


No Thanks and No Regards,


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